BABY SHOES-HALF PRICE-ACT NOW!

By Lina Rather

Pexels

Sunday night I dreamed I was pregnant, which was a horrible mistake. One minute I was picking out a onesie with a top hat-wearing elephant on it and the next my alarm rang. When I came to I groaned because I knew what was coming next.

The drones were already waiting for me outside my apartment. A bright red Target-branded one lit up with a ticker-tape message…